Went to see my cousin. I came face to face with the fig nicker. He is really vicious. He is a refugee of the recession and bank crash. His days will be numbered if he keep flying up at peoples faces and rushing anyone getting out of a car or chasing cars and tractors. He wouldn't let us in to the office.
(p.s. saw a dirty great rat about 2 seconds after this picture. *shudder*)